To so many great women that I know and love. cheers to you!!!!
The Clock - read all the way to the end (SO TRUE)
God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you NEED: To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you into the person you were meant to be.
Well, duh! If the process of living doesn't shape and change you into a better person along the way, you're doing it wrong.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
NOW YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK!!!!
Oh goody, here comes the sisterchick emotional blackmail garbage.
IN 9 MINUTES SOMETHING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
It doesn't take nine minutes to delete this crap.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL 9 SISTERS YOU LOVE THEM, INCLUDING ME. GO!!!!
How about I tell you a really lame joke? How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow. *rim shot*
One Flaw In Women
One? Just one? *laughs hysterically* Did you not attend high school?
Women have strengths that amaze men.
Not this old crap again!
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
...And men don't??
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
And urine! BRB
They smile when they want to scream.
Yeah, ignoring your feelings is really a healthy way to live.
They sing when they want to cry.
Uh, no. I cry when I want to cry. Pretending to be happy when you are miserable is a really bad idea for anybody.
They cry when they are happy
Okay, I'll give you this one. Sometimes you can have 'tears of joy'.
and laugh when they are nervous.
Some men do that too.
They fight for what they believe in.
As do men...
They stand up to injustice.
Once again, so do men.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
Again, this is not exclusive to women.
They go without so their family can have.
Sorry, Charlie. I don't think it's a good idea to encourage women to play martyr like that. Sooner or later she's going to get very angry when nobody notices her sacrifices and praises her for it. Work it out so that one person doesn't always get the old, cold tater.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
Once again this is not exclusive to women. Men can also be very nurturing to those they care about.
They love unconditionally.
Men are also capable of this. Haven't you ever seen a devoted father with his chronically ill child?
They cry when their children excel
Have you never been to a graduation and seen the fathers struggling to hold back tears when their child graduates??
and cheer when their friends get awards.
Ditto for the guys.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding
Look, the average guy may not be so big on all the wedding details or baby showers, but they want their friends and family to be happy just like women. To be honest, *I* could go the rest of my life without attending another baby or bridal shower as I find them pretty boring, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy for the people involved.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member,
And men don't grieve?? It make look different than your grief, but it's still grief.
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
Once again, this is not exclusive to women.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
The average man may not be as openly affectionate as the average woman, but sometimes it's nice to just have somebody sit quietly with you and support you just by being there.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
Men, on the other hand, are androids made in huge factories.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
Yeah, you never hear stories about guys giving kidneys to their best friends, helping relatives move to third floor walk-up apartments, or sending flowers every year to their mothers on her birthday. Who would want that, when you can get a whole slew of idiotic chain emails everyday that threaten emotional blackmail if you don't return them ASAP?
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
Dammit! now I've got that idiotic song in my head.
They bring joy, hope and love.
Can you pick up a pizza too? I don't feel like cooking tonight.
They have compassion and ideas.
So all men are idiotic jerks?? That's nice...
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Are all the men you know narcissistic jerks? I really want to know, as you have obviously decided that only women possess positive attributes.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
Yeah, it was really vital that you sent this email to me.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
They like to send these stupid emails!!
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
So they must receive 5000 idiotic emails to prop up their practically nonexistent self-esteem? I'm begging you to seek professional help if getting these emails is what gets you through the day.
Please pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are.
If you really do think you are absolute crap, getting this email is not going to change anything.