Maybe you could somehow entice some places to change the name of their town? My late grandmother told me the story about how Truth or Consequences, New Mexico got its name. I'd happily throw in some baked goods to help a swing a deal or two myself.
It would be great to have some towns with names like:
- Sandra Lee Desperately Needs a Bra
- I Love Vanella Vodka
- My Buddha, She's Faux
- I Just Can't Wait For That Watermelon Fizz
- No Plastic in the Microwave
- Avocado on a Cheeseburger
- Scary Crap I Bought at the Craft Store
- Shimmy Shimmy Whoot Whoot
Sincerely,
Hairball T. Hairball CN*
*Certified Nutcase