"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived."
-Jean Luc Picard

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Feedjit Foolishness II

I was browsing over my Feedjit results and discovered a couple that I'd like to share with you. I'm always very interested in the search terms that bring people over to HOTCOL. I'll warn you that part of today's edition is possibly NSFW.


Warminster, Pennsylvania arrived from google.com on "Hairballs on the Carpet of Life" by searching for dessert hairball recipe.

This had me really puzzled and a bit queasy at first, but I found a Halloween recipe for a Hairball Salad With Saliva Dressing . I'm going to assume that this person had an actual dessert in mind and will not be chowing down on what the cat coughed up.

Sunnyvale, California arrived from google.com on "Hairballs on the Carpet of Life: Gagstastic emails part V" by searching for wife hairball vagina.

Wow! I mean, um... gee....

*stares at wall and blinks rapidly*

Um, did you actually have sex ed, or are you just making it up as you go along?

*stares at wall and blinks rapidly again*

So...um... do you insert them?

Do you tape them on like some bizarre version of a merkin?

Please tell me that your wife doesn't pretend to give birth to them?

Just how drunk or high does one have to be to get to a place where this sounds like a good thing to do?

You know, I've cleaned up my fair share of hairballs and I can honestly say that I've never once looked at one and thought...

Marvin Gaye-Let's Get It On.

Uh... I think I need a drink and a gallon of some brain bleach.