SPOILER SPACE
Warminster, Pennsylvania arrived from google.com on "Hairballs on the Carpet of Life" by searching for dessert hairball recipe.
This had me really puzzled and a bit queasy at first, but I found a Halloween recipe for a Hairball Salad With Saliva Dressing . I'm going to assume that this person had an actual dessert in mind and will not be chowing down on what the cat coughed up.
Sunnyvale, California arrived from google.com on "Hairballs on the Carpet of Life: Gagstastic emails part V" by searching for wife hairball vagina.
Wow! I mean, um... gee....
*stares at wall and blinks rapidly*
Um, did you actually have sex ed, or are you just making it up as you go along?
*stares at wall and blinks rapidly again*
So...um... do you insert them?
Do you tape them on like some bizarre version of a merkin?
Please tell me that your wife doesn't pretend to give birth to them?
Just how drunk or high does one have to be to get to a place where this sounds like a good thing to do?
You know, I've cleaned up my fair share of hairballs and I can honestly say that I've never once looked at one and thought...
