My eyes, my eyes...( Gagtastic Emails part II)

I've stripped out a bunch of stuff as it keeps screwing up. If you want to see this in all it's glory then check my profile for my email and put "please show me the gagtastic sparkly crap" as your subject line. Shoot, I'll even strip out the 500 email addresses it was addressed to and only send you one copy of this bad boy. What a deal! Rush to your phones people!!

So, I'm innocently checking my email and find the following craptastic email. I do like the picture of the flowers and would like to invite the picture to please leave the email ASAP.


FROM ME TO YOU

(There was a drawing of a snapdragon here.) I just wanted you to know that I have entered the snapdragon part of my life part of me has snapped and the rest is draggin' (There was a disturbing cartoon of a very tired looking turtle here.) Here is the plan: send this flower to four people you want to have a good day. I picked you. If you don't have four friends, then don't bother sending any. This is SO positive and there is nothing attached. Let's continue to send this along. Have a bright sunny day! (There was a sparkly picture of a duck wearing purple overalls and holding a flower here. The text said: A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked!!) OR Sometimes Slightly Scrambled!! May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare, and Friends who Care. From one of your slightly cracked friends

Let's look at a certain section again:

Here is the plan: send this flower to four people you want to have a good day. I picked you. If you don't have four friends, then don't bother sending any.

So if I only have three friends should I just jump off a bridge or what? You know what? I'd rather have one true friend who loves and accepts me just as I am than a whole gaggle of empty-headed idiots who send each other sparkly gagtastic emails every five minutes.

This is SO positive and there is nothing attached. Let's continue to send this along. Have a bright sunny day!

Uh, you just got through telling me that if I didn't have four friends to forward this crap to not even bother, and now you want to blather on about rainbow farting unicorns and such? Go away!