"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived."
-Jean Luc Picard

Friday, April 3, 2009

Dear Feedjit....

First up, I really enjoy your free product and get a kick out of seeing where my visitors come from. Here's the thing, could you find some more places that have names that are amusing to English speakers? (Yes, I do know about that place in Austria that starts with an 'F'.)

Maybe you could somehow entice some places to change the name of their town? My late grandmother told me the story about how Truth or Consequences, New Mexico got its name. I'd happily throw in some baked goods to help a swing a deal or two myself.

It would be great to have some towns with names like:
  • Sandra Lee Desperately Needs a Bra
  • I Love Vanella Vodka
  • My Buddha, She's Faux
  • I Just Can't Wait For That Watermelon Fizz
  • No Plastic in the Microwave
  • Avocado on a Cheeseburger
  • Scary Crap I Bought at the Craft Store
  • Shimmy Shimmy Whoot Whoot
The possibilities are endless!


Hairball T. Hairball CN*

*Certified Nutcase


Donna-FFW said...

HOw bout hornyville or cockatootle or givemeasomenow?

Hairball said...


Rosie Hawthorne said...

Hey Hairball, I meant to comment on your sewing machine post but forgot.

My mother has a sewing machine desk similar to yours but even older.

Which made me think of this post I made some time ago: