Dear Feedjit....

First up, I really enjoy your free product and get a kick out of seeing where my visitors come from. Here's the thing, could you find some more places that have names that are amusing to English speakers? (Yes, I do know about that place in Austria that starts with an 'F'.)

Maybe you could somehow entice some places to change the name of their town? My late grandmother told me the story about how Truth or Consequences, New Mexico got its name. I'd happily throw in some baked goods to help a swing a deal or two myself.

It would be great to have some towns with names like:

• Sandra Lee Desperately Needs a Bra
• I Love Vanella Vodka
• My Buddha, She's Faux
• I Just Can't Wait For That Watermelon Fizz
• No Plastic in the Microwave
• Avocado on a Cheeseburger
• Scary Crap I Bought at the Craft Store
• Shimmy Shimmy Whoot Whoot
  

The possibilities are endless!

Sincerely,

Hairball T. Hairball CN*



*Certified Nutcase