Gagstastic emails part VII -The Death Poem gets translated into Engrish

Do you ever Google the name of your blog? It can provide some very interesting results. For example, I recently did another gagtastic email post and it seems that someone has translated my post.

Hairballs on the Carpet of Life: Gagstastic emails constituent VII superbly -The Death Poem

For those not acclimatized to this participation of my blog, I as a decisive usher be blind to my responses as if an annoying themselves has sent these anon to me and so my responses are directed at this annoying wonderful themselves. This is another corresponding that was received days a girlfriend. Read Alone.

as a law Especially the PoemThis sounds spotted.
I on whatever is at the deem on is colourful gull. If I compress to holler on that Elvis has been spotted in the deem on to depression the decisive loads of butter that is on Avernus then, I'm seeing Elvis! as a law The Poem is in locale of fact, unfortunately.

What?? Here's the link if you'd like to read the rest of this.

Edited to add: Sorry about the bad link, it should work now.