Gagstastic emails part IX- The Eye Test

I found them all and have to admit that they weren't all that easy.

I can't believe you are stupid enough to admit in public that you wasted time obeying the dictates of a forwarded email!


I also made my wishes - can't wait to see if they come true.


Uh, you might want to sit down for this one. If your wish comes true, it is merely a coincidence. Magical wish granting emails don't exist. What you need is this.


you are going to need glasses after this..............

How sweet! You send me something that you believe will negatively affect my vision for the rest of my life. Now that's what true friendship is all about!



The Eye Test
Can you find the B
(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip or your wish won't come True...


*rolls eyes*



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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


I had a car that sounded like that years ago! You'd turn the key and it would go RRRRRRRR and you'd pump the gas and hope it would start. It was burgundy except for the drivers side door which was white. It was kinda beat-up and everybody on the road gave me a wide berth for some reason. *shrugs*



Once you've found the B


If the B stands for buffoon, I know exactly where you are.


Find the 1


The one who won't send me these stupid emails?


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Once you found the 1..................

I've already found the one who annoys the hell outta me and that person is you.


Find the 6


Is it lost?


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Once you've found the 6...


Are you that naive? You hid a six in a group of nines? Were you one of those women who were talking about "teabagging" the White House last month and didn't understand why all the younger people were snickering?


Find the N (it's hard!!)

I'm not going there after the last one.


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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Find the six in the gaggle of nines and now a plethora of M's.
*falls over laughing*


Once you've found the N..


Okay, I'm going there. N is for Nooner.


Find the Q....


Q is for Quickie.


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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Let's recap. You hid a six in a group of nines, then an N in a sea of M's, and now a Q in a group of O's. You must be the quiet type, huh?


Make 2 wishes!


I hope you grow chin hairs that you can't see well enough to pluck and your computer catches on fire if you ever send another one of these emails.


OK, NOW THAT U MADE A WISH, IT WILL COME TRUE.....
ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS FORWARD TO 3 PEOPLE BUT IF YOU FORWARD TO MORE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER!!!


As badly as I would like to believe that a magical email could set your computer on fire and leave you with a hairy chin, I believe there's a special section of Hell reserved just for those who spam others with chain emails.